And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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