I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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