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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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