Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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