why im i the only drunk person in the library?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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