Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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