If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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