I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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