just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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