I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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