I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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