i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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