ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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