I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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