How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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