Your tits are I can't wait for
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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