office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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