i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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