im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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