I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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