Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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