So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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