i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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