i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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