You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
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i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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