Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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