$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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