like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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