It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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