Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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