Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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