If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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