My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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