did you get engaged???
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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