This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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