he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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