Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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