Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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