My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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