where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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