pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I am available for nakedness
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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