Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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