it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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