we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Edward fifth and chaser hands
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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