why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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