Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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