its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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