i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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