it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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