Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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