no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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